My 10 Favourite & Funny Programming Quotes

I was looking to some really funny programming quotes to use in one of the seminars. I was able to collect quite a lot of them and few of the programming quotes were really good and funny quotes.

In this blog post, I list out my 10 favourite Programming Quotes which are funny as well.

My 10 Favourite & Funny Programming Quotes

  • If debugging is the process of removing software bugs, then programming must be the process of putting them in. – Edsger Dijkstra
  • There are only two kinds of programming languages: those people always bitch about and those nobody uses. – Bjarne Stroustrup
  • It’s not a bug – it’s a feature. – Anonymous
  • The best thing about a Boolean is even if you are wrong; you are only off by a bit. – Anonymous
  • In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. But, in practice, there is. — Jan L. A. van de Snepscheut
  • Debuggers don’t remove bugs. They only show them in slow motion. — Anonymous
  • Programming is like sex. One mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life. – Michael Sinz
  • Nine people can’t make a baby in a month. — Fred Brooks, the Mythical Man-Month
  • There are two ways to write error-free programs; only the third one works. – Alan J. Perlis
  • The first 90% of the code accounts for the first 90% of the development time. The remaining 10% of the code accounts for the other 90% of the development time. — Tom Cargill

If you have any favourite programming quote , leave them in the comment section.

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  1. Jeff Keryk April 4, 2015 Reply

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